um ow my heart like i needed more feels
the best essay
I spent my entire high school and college careers trying to sneak my favorite curses and curse-phrases into as many analytical essays as possible. No exact count, unfortunately, but my favorite will never not be the time in my 12th grade Contemporary Fiction class when I wrote that one of Pynchon’s characters “got totally dicked over, for lack of a better term.”
My favorite teacher ever and the grading hand at the time, Mr. Miley, wrote “Is there really no better term, Andrea?” in the margins but gave me an A anyway.
You have my permission to keep this post on your blog. Everyone who isn’t you must delete this post because they are not as great as you are.
Danielle you think mrs Santi would allow this?
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and, and look at this:
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IM IN THE DRESSING ROOM TRYING ON A DRESS AND MY PHONE WENT OFF AND I FORGOT THE RINGER WAS REALLY LOUD SO MY PHONE SAID “HEY THIS IS RYAN ROSS FROM PANIC AT THE DISCO” AND THE GIRL IN THE DRESSING ROOM NEXT TO MINE FUCKING SQUEALS AND SAYS HEY RYAN I AM HERE OMG I THINK SHE’S OUTSIDE WAITING SOS SOS